Notre Dame. Purdue. Shirtless dudes. Three roomy chicks. You know the rest. More »

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From time to time, we’ll select stories — old and new, sports and otherwise, relevant and merely sublime — that we urge you to read for one reason or another. Today: Dave Meggyesy, linebacker, author, poisoner of our young youth, union man. More »

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According to tipster Evan, this is a photo of “Sparky with a boner doing push-ups” after a score in yesterday’s riveting Arizona State/Portland State game. He was particularly entertained by guy and lad watching. Me too. More »

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The beleaguered Mets GM probably figured 36,000 feet high would be a safe place to escape his critics and watch 27 Dresses on a 10-inch screen. He was wrong. More »

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Taoba Kemmy of FFC Turbine Potsdam is not to be messed with when she’s taking a throw-in because she may well throw it at you face. Don’t believe it? Just ask FFC Frankfurt’s Kerstin Garfrekes. [Unprofessional Foul] More »

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The voting, as it stands: 61% for Athlete Dong, 78% for Salisbury, 50% for Nightmare Ant, 61% for Whitlock, and 91% for Mariotti. Only about 83 hours left to spam yes votes for Nightmare Ant and all the others. Vote now! More »

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In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like USC’s Lane Kiffin, the happy mediocrity who won his debut against Hawaii last night. Coach Peter Principle is 1-0, everyone. More »

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Intellivision came out in 1979 as a competitor to the Atari 2600. Within a few years, Intellivision had its own baseball game with its own celebrity pitchman, forcing Atari to respond in kind. Thus, the George Plimpton-Billy Martin rivalry was born. More »

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Intellivision came out in 1979 as a competitor to the Atari 2600. Within a few years, Intellivision had its own baseball game with its own celebrity pitchman, forcing Atari to respond in kind. Thus, the George Plimpton-Billy Martin rivalry was born. More »

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While the Funbag is away, we still play, albeit dully. Time for The Boring Bag! More »

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